ok gonna try that sleeping thing
my sleep schedule is such a mess lol
senpai hello how are you how are things how’s the nicotine patch going
so far so good, staying strong and keeping busy
how’s it going witchu
d ONT LOO K AT ME
I wanted this year’s It’s-my-birthday-I-do-what-I-want pic to be SuffPsii porn, but of course they’d be all tender about it X3
very quick sketch
A commission!! /O\ this was a change of what i normally do i think?? it felt like it. anyway, this was based off of a fic!
which you can find —> RIGHT HERE
For a much better view of the comic —> BIGGER AND BETTER
should warn, this has dirty talk, so ye
nsfw under cut!!
i just came across a list of clean jokes, and was surprised that it was NOT followed by a long comment chain raging about how offensive something in it was.
like i was reading the jokes and chuckling, and as i scrolled down i was like “ok now let’s see which of these innocuous jokes made tumblr mad” but there was nothing and i felt weird about it.
how do i anatomy
how i mine fish
oh gosh hello
let me show you how to mine fish
He just looks like he thoroughly enjoys scaring people
It’s always nice to see humans scatter like fish evading a shark.
Including the majestik møøse
But that’s an elk right? Meese have broader horns
tis an elk.
I love how hes skipping over to people and then standing and lowering his antlers to get some one to spar with him - then looks confused as to why nobody wants to play.
BAD SVEN BAD
i wish i could remember which documentary this is from, it’s pretty great
what you don’t see in the gif set is the animal control guy rolling around town on a segway
he says he does it cuz the elk don’t like how it moves, it freaks them out, so he can chase them out of traffic with it :D
I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.
to catch a redditor
I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.
So you don’t believe women exist?
Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.
Somebody get him some ice.
ii meant iit