knight of wang

ok gonna try that sleeping thing

my sleep schedule is such a mess lol

gnight darlings

rockpapertheodore:

senpai hello how are you how are things how’s the nicotine patch going

so far so good, staying strong and keeping busy

how’s it going witchu

shubbabangallnightlong:

d ONT LOO K AT ME

shubbabangallnightlong:

d ONT LOO K AT ME

syblatortue:

I wanted this year’s It’s-my-birthday-I-do-what-I-want pic to be SuffPsii porn, but of course they’d be all tender about it X3

syblatortue:

I wanted this year’s It’s-my-birthday-I-do-what-I-want pic to be SuffPsii porn, but of course they’d be all tender about it X3

orsob:

very quick sketch

orsob:

very quick sketch

Hot and bothered (GHB/DARKLEER)

twinksandboobs:

A commission!! /O\ this was a change of what i normally do i think?? it felt like it. anyway, this was based off of a fic! 

which you can find —> RIGHT HERE

For a much better view of the comic —> BIGGER AND BETTER

should warn, this has dirty talk, so ye

#NSFW

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tumblr in a nutshell:

i just came across a list of clean jokes, and was surprised that it was NOT followed by a long comment chain raging about how offensive something in it was.

like i was reading the jokes and chuckling, and as i scrolled down i was like “ok now let’s see which of these innocuous jokes made tumblr mad” but there was nothing and i felt weird about it.

roachpatrol:

how do i anatomy
how i mine fish

oh gosh hello
let me show you how to mine fish

roachpatrol:

how do i anatomy

how i mine fish

oh gosh hello

let me show you how to mine fish

Jesse: well see this is an au version of cronus where the only thing he cares about is this one guy he hates on the internet
Luka : I'M POSTING THAT
we're too sleepy to rp
jesse: man i just want to watch bel and galley being adorable for hours and hours, but i don't want us to have to write it
jesse: i want it to just appear
luka: haha yeah
jesse: we should like
jesse: hire a team
jesse: pay them in knit goods and doodles
jesse: ten thousand words of pure schmoop please
luka: :D
jesse: don't wrap it, i'll eat it here

requetude:

atrooquiney:

natshorses:

menagerieofchaos:

szaleniec1000:

deerypoof:

here-death-aids-life:

He just looks like he thoroughly enjoys scaring people

It’s always nice to see humans scatter like fish evading a shark. 

Including the majestik møøse

But that’s an elk right? Meese have broader horns

tis an elk.

I love how hes skipping over to people  and then standing and lowering his antlers to get some one to spar with him - then looks confused as to why nobody wants to play. 

BAD SVEN BAD

i wish i could remember which documentary this is from, it’s pretty great

what you don’t see in the gif set is the animal control guy rolling around town on a segway

he says he does it cuz the elk don’t like how it moves, it freaks them out, so he can chase them out of traffic with it :D

ghostrightsactivist:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

to catch a redditor

ineedmasculism:

kajiraraven:

mr-cappadocia:

I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.

So you don’t believe women exist?

Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.  

Somebody get him some ice.

mangalho:

ii meant iit

mangalho:

ii meant iit

conquerorwurm:

nom-nom-pamcake:

Took a break from important/serious things and doodle something fun.

Yeah girl yeah!

conquerorwurm:

nom-nom-pamcake:

Took a break from important/serious things and doodle something fun.

Yeah girl yeah!