knight of wang

nngh my knitting project is so fun and it’s finally gotten cool out so i’ve got the windows open and everything is idyllic i want to just exist in this moment for hours and hours

but we have put poor erskin to bed at last and i’m going crosseyed from tiredness myself

so i will have to appreciate the night only with my snores

good night tumblr

does anyone else call the left-behind, too-chewy crust bits “pizza bones”?

fantrolls are puking and talking about food poisoning and suddenly i’m so hungry

what the fuck, stomach

that is the opposite of how you should react

i was brushing misty cat and she started fighting with the fur wads i cleaned out of the brush

so i went to pick them up and she flopped down on them and stretched out her paws to cover the ones that didn’t fit under her body

like “no these are mine”

"collect your voodoo materials elsewhere"

the-real-seebs:

chordatesrock:

youneedacat:

lichgem:

I’m beyond exhausted with the attitude that the only reason I could possibly exist publicly as a mentally ill person is because I’m trying to get attention or something

Instead of maybe I just want to BE and not have to hide a huge aspect of my life out of terror

Everyone who makes judgments about who’s ‘real’ or not is inevitably forcing lots of mentally ill people to go stealth and I don’t think that’s unintentional. Their vitriol is directed at US, make no mistake. Not just ‘fakers,’ since people will decide we’re ‘fake’ for any old reason.

Agreed.  Completely.  And it makes me furious.

In fact, this whole culture of looking for people who are “just attention seeking” makes me furious.  

Because it’s this really broad thing, that’s being applied across the board to a lot of people, and it’s so fucking pointless and destructive, yet people love to do it.

And it’s the people who are genuine who are hit the hardest.

Unlike some things treated as needs, attention is a physical human need. People can die from not having it. How dare people seek something necessary for survival. Next thing you know they’ll be seeking food and water, too.

Which is a separate issue entirely from the way this gets used to shut disabled people up.

I am not 100% sure, but my informal surveys suggest that, for many autistics, it’s not particularly a need, or at least, not a need that can possibly go unfulfilled while living on a planet containing other humans. And this, I think, is one of the reasons that the “you’re doing it for attention” thing is such a sore point for many of us. It’s not just an insulting presumption, it’s an incomprehensible one.

I have heard people talking about needing attention. None of the things they describe have been comprehensible to me…

i once had an ex-friend flip the fuck out on me when i shared my diagnoses on my blog, accusing me of not only doing it for attention, but having made all these up just then, since it was the first he’d heard of them.

and i was like

yep things only come into existence when you find out about them

the galaxy is empty because you personally have no interest in astronomy, for instance

and as for attention, you’re the one who decided to have a massive, multi-post public tantrum about it…

it’s like if i posted “hey so i got a prius it’s p cool” and some entitled wankfountain wrote me an allcaps novel about how only smug hipster doucherags drive hybrids and i obviously only bought one for the attention

no man i bought it so i could go places on roads? you just decided to give me all this attention for reasons of your own? and i don’t have a use for it actually so if you could stop giving it to me that would be super cool

so to everyone who’s ever given me crap about not hiding my disabilities, nah, i’ve been working on finding accurate diagnoses because they help me develop coping strategies and tailor my life for maximum functionality. you decided to make a federal issue out of my personal life all by yourself. e_e

rainbowbarnacle:

hexfawn:

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

*opens aesthetic generator*

image

*closes aesthetic generator*

yes

yes ok this is good this works for me

dzolamboto:

oregonfairy:


The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

this always gives me chills


Insane.

turns out that height graphic is for the ‘spring temple buddha’ in china, which is 8m taller.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spring_Temple_Buddha
still, impressive and lovely! and it was the tallest statue in the world for a decade or so, the taller one was only completed recently.

dzolamboto:

oregonfairy:

The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

this always gives me chills

Insane.

turns out that height graphic is for the ‘spring temple buddha’ in china, which is 8m taller.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spring_Temple_Buddha

still, impressive and lovely! and it was the tallest statue in the world for a decade or so, the taller one was only completed recently.

roachpatrol:

if i ever had a son and he did those pretentious media reviews that all the twelve year old boys are doing now on youtube i would make sure to always comment on all his videos and my username would be like MommyLovesYouVeryMuchYouAreASpecialBoy 

heck i might change my username to that anyway and go heckle other people’s children, why wait

roachpatrol replied to your post: [ooc]

GAYYYYYYY

yes but in such a classy way

chronicarus:

chronicarus:

My dad, grandmother, and I along with my girlfriend are DESPERATELY trying to raise money to find a house for us and our three beautiful cats. We’ve sold as many of our expendable things as we can and we still don’t have nearly enough, we need to raise $1,500 dollars at the very least and we are…

Well the situation just got progressively worse… The apartment manager found out that me, my girlfriend, my dad, and our cats are staying here and we’re being told to vacate within the week with NO WHERE to go, and we still only have $170 out of $1,500 raised. So unless we make this happen fast, we’re going to be on the streets, and who knows where our cats are going to be because there is absolutely nowhere for them to go and we just can’t, CAN’T get rid of them, they’re our family too. Please spread this around again..!! I didn’t think the situation could get any worse, I’m on the verge of a breakdown and I don’t know what to do anymore. Anyone who donates anything above $10 dollars will recieve a bust drawing of their choice from me. We need this so badly, please, please help..!!

You just created a potato golem to fight a dragon. He’s gonna get fried.

littlepinkbeast:

outofcontextdnd:

-rouge to artificer using a custom golem creating device that uses the most abundant material in range. In a potato store house.

See, that’s all part of the plan.  The dragon slices it up and fries it, and then you convince the dragon to go in with you on a chip-shop.

this sounds like that ultra-rare thing: a summer plan that cavino would go along with :D

in fact, we should get a potato-golem-maker, and then summer can slice it and fry it herself, and we will never lack for chips!

Y’know, it’s weird.

rainbowbarnacle:

  • I slept horribly
  • My guts are killing me
  • They turned off the gas today so I couldn’t take a hot shower this morning. (They turned it back on this evening, thank goodness.)
  • My shoulders are all sore and clicky from attempting wall push-ups the other day
  • I have achy swimmer’s ear and the entire right side of my head is going BWOM BWOM BWOM with my pulse

All things considered I should be miserable, but I feel good, all peaceful and quiet. How is this. I have no idea. 

Either way I think I will attempt sleep, g’night folks.

happy sleepings, i’m glad you’re in a good mood :)

saffronheliotrope:

solluxisms:

Sharing Is Caring (1327 words) by Aewin

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Homestuck
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sollux Captor/Karkat Vantas
Characters: Karkat Vantas, Sollux Captor, Sollux’s Nookworm
Additional Tags: Xeno, Established Relationship, Nookworms, Sex Parasites, Size Kink, Overstimulation

Karkat accidentally stumbles across Sollux’s nookworm, and…well, he’s always wanted to try one, so why the fuck not?

A drabble based on twowonderful pieces of art by Syblatortue!


You shift in the blue half of Sollux’s recuperacoon, idly scratching your back, and your foot nudges something at the bottom of the tank.

It’s…vaguely squishy. Ew. There’s no telling what the everloving fuck the asshole tossed down there while manic; probably an old gamegrub or something, which you’re not exactly happy about spending the day with, but you’re too tired from being pailed into infinity to give enough of a fuck to bend over and fish the thing out.

Nature calls, and you drift into sleep, lulled by the nearby buzzing of bees. They help your insomnia like nothing else, which makes them one of your favorite reasons to sleep at Sollux’s hive. Maybe you should have him burn you an audiogrub or something. You snort, imagining how awkward that request would be, and dismiss it from your mind as you slowly lose consciousness.

Blackness. Peace.

…Arousal?

You blink blearily, sighing as you spread your legs further for Sollux, tipping your head back to give him access to your neck, and—

The thing at the entrance of your nook is plump and heavy and there is only one thing wriggling, so it is definitely not Sollux. Your hands fly down to your nook in panic and you grip the thing firmly, pulling it from the sopor and squinting in the low light to determine what the actual fuck—

And it’s a nookworm. A big one too, fuck. You didn’t even know Sollux had a nookworm, but leave it to him to forget to warn his guest about something this important. Where the hell was it every other time you slept over? Where did he even get it? Does Sollux know he has a nookworm, or did it spring forth fully-formed from the protean piles of garbage around his hive?

It chirrs at you softly, dripping sopor in little plinks into the ‘coon, and a horrible idea coagulates in your thinkpan. Maybe, uh. Maybe he left it here on purpose? You glance over at him, and he’s still leaning softly against the red rim of the ‘coon, oblivious and asleep.

…whatever. He left it here where its natural instincts were going to drive it up your nook, and you’ve always wanted to try one of these things, so…yeah, you’re gonna do this. You, Karkat Vantas, are about to have your first experience with a high-class sex parasite.

oh my goodness yes.
You just created a potato golem to fight a dragon. He’s gonna get fried.

outofcontextdnd:

-rouge to artificer using a custom golem creating device that uses the most abundant material in range. In a potato store house.