i had too much caffeine at gaming ugh so much for sleep ;_; in other news, some fandoms need a ‘not an AU’ tag because fics set in the canon verse are weirdly and annoyingly rare supernatural i’m looking at you i can understand going ‘hey what if the winchesters weren’t hunters and castiel and gabriel weren’t angels what would that be like’ once or...
oops i was going to go to bed like 45 minutes ago good night tumblr *seriously closes the tab for realsies this time*
soulanome: variablejabberwocky: scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what having both is like being trapped in a hamster wheel where you don’t get to control the speed or movement Actually compared to reality that might actually be really fun just about now. I seriously...
rainbowbarnacle replied to your post: sudden intense urge to draw fantrolls as one piece… *chinhands* :3 mermaid captain elusca just think about it how fucking rad is that
*presses face to screen mournfully*
rainbowbarnacle: A nap punches me in the face and when I wake up again I got like five messages I missed and everybody’s asleep or offline or busy. and i’m about to go to bed orz go back to sleep little barnacle *tucks you in and piles kitties on you* tomorrow we should totes hang out
variablejabberwocky: jumpingjacktrash: victoriousvocabulary: [snip] but who is the artist ??? because ohgod beautiful arts edit: oh oops that ‘rhads’ link is the artist ok y’all gotta label these links i’m dense ~*ERTS*~ —>[RHADS]<—~*ERTS*~ thank you that is very helpful excellent visibility
sudden intense urge to draw fantrolls as one piece pirates but i’m trying to be on a day schedule and if i start drawing now i’ll be up until 6 am now would be a really great time for my brain to not totally lose enthusiasm for an idea if i don’t do it right away just this one time pretty please because the boat trolls oda style would be so rad
vastderp: Dear Sir or Madam, I believe my education and experience make me an ideal candidate for a position at VastderpCo. I have a good eye for detail and I work quickly and diligently. In May of 2007 I graduated with a bachelor’s degree in Sass with a minor in Bedevilment. I have extensive experience in wordflinging, z-snapping, troll lording, sneakery, bootydancing, and Your Mom. Thank...
vastderp: Luka is a complete and balanced breakfast because he made a dolphin sound on the Internet that I did not hear because i am not a dog, although it probably was funny. As a result, I can no longer masturbate at night and am considering cornering the market in cheese crackers just to stop the constant urinating his behavior has caused me. [oh sure blame me for your wetting fetish, i see...
rockpapertheodore: Rose/Terezi. Rose is reading a new dragon-centric fantasy novel and Terezi gets super excited and asks Rose to read it aloud to her. Terezi lays her head on Rose’s shoulder and runs her fingers across the page as Rose reads. Rose finds this both endearing and annoying because Terezi always seems to find just where she’s reading and blocks most of the words.
ficlet: an improbable ammonite
ceruleancynic: For Laylah. You wake up with the drowsy awareness of having slept luxuriously late, and stay curled in the warmth of the slime for exactly as long as it takes your brain to cycle through the elapsed time and open up your memories of the previous night. When your mental clock resets you sit bolt upright in the cupe, which has the normal result of making your butt sink and your...
rairii: To do: Shower Go to Financial Aid Get International Student’s Graduation Sash Talk to my parents Food (I wasn’t able to get a proper meal, only grab a few snacks so… half crossed out) Probably pass out! Laundry? Talk to boyfriend Make reservations for graduation day lunch Start packing Apply to more jobs in a last minute ditch to stay in the USA this summer Paint my...
Intelligent Gaybomb Sex Machine: Apparently this... →
rockpapertheodore: continued from this previous fragment A thought had been on John’s mind since Dave’s comment about cutting his lip while sucking Tavros’s dick, and that was that Dave sucked dick. Dave sucked dick. Dave Strider sucked dick. Dave Strider, his friend and compadre through thick and thin,… *cackling like a lunatic* your dave is PERFECT.
supremesaltine: live footage from ouran academy
soulanome: My mum asked me to do something this morning before she left for work, but I was asleep so I’m still trying to figure out what she asked. Like I could swear she said “check on the dogs” but the dogs are with grandma and she hasn’t gone anywhere, and the other dogs I don’t think Tammy has left yet, and Tammy usually just checks her dogs into a special kennel, because they’re equipped...
vastderp: Whoops it’s time for errands and my doctor appointment. Later haters >:D no u
it’s one of those days when i am required by circumstance to display some basic adult competence, upon which my brain folds up and goes NOPE. i hate days like this. :P
manyblinkinglights: Everything is horrible and I am full of intense anxiety, here have lineart and…um…click the like button…if u want…cuz I know some of you are actually really cool and think I’m cool and I’m really sad right now and could use a couple buttons pressed for my sake Read More dang, i am really liking that line style. the bold black lines and the variation in line weight and yes.
IN WHICH THE DEFINITION OF IRONY IS LOST FOREVER...
vastderp: noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination: it’s 2013 and you unironically call yourself ‘derp’ [snipped reaction images were here but it’s not my fandom so eh] Thank you for your interest in trolling VastDerpCo, a subsidiary of Yo Mamma! Entertainment LLC, but we’re afraid we cannot accept your burn at this time for the following reason: You’re not allowed to go full SJW on my middle name...
vastderp: Luka is a complete [SET OF THE COLLECTED WORKS OF CHARLES BABBAGE] because he made a [CONCEPTUAL BREAKTHROUGH WHICH ENDED UP HAVING A PROFOUND IMPACT] on the Internet that I did not [FULLY APPRECIATE UNTIL TAKING A COURSE ON THE HISTORY OF TECHNOLOGY, A MISUNDERSTANDING WHICH IN RETROSPECT] was funny. As a result, I can no longer [STEW IN THE SWAMP OF IGNORANCE] at night and am...
dduane: pumpkinlessidjit: jadedgalvanizer: timelordsatan: ambular-d: pumpkinlessidjit: i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love “no” ANABIEL LOOK IT UP IM SCREECHING LOOK LOOK AT THE...
rockpapertheodore: John and Dave were sitting on the couch, chilling as they do on Thursday evenings when more-likely-than-not their part-time jobs wouldn’t schedule them. Dave appeared to be thinking about something as his mouth pinched and puckered, his tongue moving behind his lips. John could see Dave’s eyes behind his shades, focused at a point beyond his nose as he tried to look at his...
the-real-seebs: jumpingjacktrash: when someone’s been repeatedly said “toast” to me, i’m always surprised when they’re not always saying “toast” like that to random people all the time. like i expect them to be this shrill caricature of toast-saying or something. and i see them using other words, and i start doubting that the conversation ever took place. What the fuck are you talking about?...
what we actually do in bed
me: i think i might be too hungry to sleep.
seebs: you should have some toast.
me: now it's just a sound effect.
me: *cracking up*
me: *pig snorting*
me: stop that.
seebs: toast, toast, toast!
seebs: i am a pokemon.
seebs: named toastchu.