February 2012
Anonymous asked: Tulio from Road to El Dorado. You have that kind of mad genius air about you.
The Great Fandom War
awkwaben:
juggadouche:
shubbabang:
http://dplover25.deviantart.com/art/The-Great-Fandom-War-287669054
I don’t know what I’m doing with my life guys
Welcome to Homestuck y’all
Oh, my god.
sbdrag asked: kanaya. not sure why, but kanaya. (oh, and the reason i sent a fan note was because, more often than not, tumblr eats my ask, so just trying to help it get through!)
ummm so you guys.
please don’t use fan notes. to reply, i have to screenshot, crop the screenshot, save the screenshot, and upload the screenshot. this is way too much trouble for a one-sentence quip, so i always just hit the X instead.
and then i feel guilty. because what if you think i hate you. because i didn’t reply.
don’t confuse poor jesse with these fan note shenanigans. he is a jackass...
nyehwweh asked: I think you're kind of like Rose because you're serious and witty and asl;dfhkdsa sometimes but you're pretty fuckin awesome
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Reblog with the Name of Your Cat or Your Dog!
fizzfrenchtoast:
mechanized:
wigmund:
emiggax:
joccey:
thebatmanchild:
sclez:
My dogs: Charlie and Caoimhe.
My cats: Minnie (actually named Aoife), Clarence (actually a girl) and James (actually a cat of the living dead).
Cat: Leila. Dog: Kirby.
Cats: Tink and Gigi (Some people don’t know that ‘Gigi’ is actually short for something. So Gigi’s name is really Ginnifer Giovanni. I...
One of Our Submarines →
skaianlibrary:
AUTHOR: VastDerp
CHARACTERS: Sollux, Psionic, Condesce, other helmsmen
RATING: Teen
DESCRIPTION: A story about Helmsmen.
CONTENT: Body horror, pesterlog style, revolution, ongoing (7 chapters)
Reblog this if you want someone to put a fictional...
i’m almost afraid to ask.
almost.
we'll take the pussy jokes as read, if you don't...
helpymchelperson:
Anonymous asked helpymchelperson:
Helpy, I cannot have both a computer and a cat on my lap at the same time. How do I remedy this grossly unfair situation?
Solutions are many and varied! You could sit with your legs spread far enough apart that the cat can curl up between them. Warning: Pants are not optional. You could have someone else sit next to you, and they could...
vastderp:
mageofbloodandhope:
halfemptymouse:
reapershadcat:
awkwaben:
danithedoommagnet:
teh-english-speepstakes:
digitonicelectronic:
crimsonkappa:
ianisourqueen:
People I would rather have as president than Rick Santorum.
Voldemort
Sauron
Lex Luthor
Cthulhu
Sephiroth
The Joker
Kira
Julie Plec
Stephenie Meyer
Maleficent
Aqua Man
Elena Gilbert
Megatron
...
penotbutter:
for the next update tumblr staff decides to turn tumblr into a sidescrolling shooter game where you have to fight off social-justice drones and memes. The boss of each level is someone famous in your fandom. Each time you complete a level, you get to make one text post.
One of Our Submarines (7) and down below...
vastderp:
WELP, it turns out I didn’t save a non-color-formatted copy, so the tumblr version is a wee bit bare bones as simple html goes.
Trust me, it’s an easier read on ao3.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/341204/chapters/565799
SPOILER: THINGS HAPPEN!
Read More
*flailing with excitement*
rockpapertheodore:
jumpingjacktrash replied to your photo: So, have I ever shown you guys Garrett? He’s kind…
tap that immediately, theodore. you have your orders.
do you understand the permaboner his presence induces within me? I would gladly tap that all day, every day if he didn’t live so damn far away from me.
lure him to your location with promises of candy and toys. *encouraging and...
mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
Mmmwell.
rainbowbarnacle:
I have spent all day flailing around doing errands, and despite the universe’s numerous attempts to stop me, I managed to tidy everything up and clear out my room and get on the road.
I am in Seattle now. Poor Penny is a terrified cat loaf underneath the bed. I am sprawled on the floor nearby in case she feels like talking to the rotten monkey who made her ride in the car for...
awkwaben:
nitwitt:
ocherryxlimeadeo:
xuunies:
m4ge:
tigertoby:
oh-my-godtier:
bipch:
averyfreshprince:
Go to this page.
Scroll down to a random spot
Click any random panel without looking
Post the panel
This is how your day tomorrow will go
mildly disconcerting
ok
I don’t think that’s a good thing…
More like EVERY DAY
oh no
I guess this means I’m going...
takeafuckingsh0wer:
NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
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Random sketchy Bro
atswim-twocows submitted:
After I stopped hyperventilating over the MPCDR you just bestowed upon us, my brain felt compelled to draw you a Bro. It felt I had to earn the MPCDR by drawing you some arts so here you are…
http://atswim-twocows.tumblr.com/post/18338193750/bro-strider
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well hello, dirk.
- j
ie-rin asked: I haven't listened to drum & bass since high school and I'd plum forgotten how much I love it. (ah long lost love, I did you a disservice.) did some one ever ask you for drum&bass recs? if not I'd like yours, please and thank you~
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and your technogasm for today will be...
Rusko’s soundcloud.
i tend to skip the first track because the samples are kinda disruptive when i’m writing. funny, though. ‘stop hey’ is an especially pretty track.
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PROJECT LESBISNATCH: LET'S STEAL THE DYKLERATION...
vastderp:
vastderp:
vastderp:
Hey guys.
So my bud RainbowBarnacle? The really super-cool lass who writes all the awesome fanfiction and co-mods Brainbent with me and is just generally savvy and fun to hang out with?
I am going to steal her.
She lives in Washinton state, has some serious medical issues and anxiety problems and isn’t making enough money at her freelance writing gig to stay...
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Jesse Oh My God Look What Your Spouse Did
Seebs: Do you have a toaster thing that can hold two drives? Because I had one and can't find it, and I always blame you and your thieving ways.
Luka: i do! you stole it to me when i had computer issues and we were going to do a swappy thing
Seebs: SERPENT! SERPENT!
O0O0O0S writer's notes: LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY...
vastderp:
look what i did, guys.
SIX CHAPTERS all formatted for AO3, and i only accidentally overwrote an entire finished and formatted chapter ONCE.
does this mean i can finally write more now? *whine*
PS - EP’s pilot is a tealblood, pass it on.
colors so pretty! font so tiny. ao3, why do you do that to me. le sigh.
still makes it easier to keep the ships straight in my head, so that is...
new toy wheeee
the-real-seebs:
jumpingjacktrash:
my macbook can’t play rift worth a damn, even dual-booting windows. it’s glitchy and slow and overheats like whoa. so i was playing on this teeny little windows laptop seebs had lying around, but it wasn’t a great compromise. i was cool with it, though. i tend to be frugal and not like to buy new stuff if the existing stuff is at all functional.
seebs,...