May 2012
rockpapertheodore:
barryyouasshole:
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets
jalapeño business
god fucking damn it
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ahpoordogsbody:
Anonymous asked imreadingthishomestuckthing:
Unlimited potential. Starts with nothing, but can do great things. Heavily associated with creation and imagination. It’s not ‘Page’ like the assistant to a knight. It’s ‘Page’ like a sheet of paper. :O
copying this into rebloggable form because aaaaah holy shit
imreadingthishomestuckthing and his band of anon askers are Good...
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“You won’t allow me to go to school.
I won’t become a doctor.
Remember this:...”
– — Poem written by an 11 year old Afghan girl
This poem was recorded in a NYT magazine article about female underground poetry groups in Afghanistan. An amazing article about the ways in which women are using a traditional two line poetry form to express their resistance to male oppression, their...
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Hussie-samaaaaa!
Luka: hussie is wtf more in my dream than even online
Luka: i dreamed he was a jpop star and he had a rider in his contract that stated that he wanted grandmothers.
Jess: omg
Jess: i'm laughing for reals
Luka: not to fuck or kill or anything else bands would do
Jess: your brain omg
Luka: but he wanted a grandmother to like, bake him backstage cookies and coo
Luka: so i was like shit i wouldn't with MY grandma on anyone. WAIT I KNOW!
Jess: HOO HOO HOO
Luka: ROACHPATROL SURELY HAS JUST THE GRAMMIE FOR THE JOB
Luka: so she got her grandmother to come to the hussie concert with us to be his backstage elder.
Luka: and he's like "when i'm on stage tonight"
Luka: "i'm dedicating this update to you, luka"
Luka: because even without a grandmother, he thought I was the cat's pajamas.
Luka: :D
Jess: you have to blog that.
Luka: oh and shortly before the concert he split his head open and had to get a weave over the stitches.
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Anonymous asked: Good. Get back to adventurin'.
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Anonymous asked: Consult with Calsprite.
let me tell you about knitting!
ceruleancynic:
jumpingjacktrash:
ceruleancynic:
knitbro:
it’s relaxing, it’s creative, it’s inexpensive, and it’s useful. it is pretty damn near a perfect hobby. so why doesn’t everyone do it? well, i reckon it’s because not everyone has a helpful knitbro to get them untangled when they hit a snag. but it’s cool. i’m here now.
so grab your sticks and string and hit up my askbox. i don’t...
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Anonymous asked: Attempt to pry open window?
let me tell you about knitting!
ceruleancynic:
knitbro:
it’s relaxing, it’s creative, it’s inexpensive, and it’s useful. it is pretty damn near a perfect hobby. so why doesn’t everyone do it? well, i reckon it’s because not everyone has a helpful knitbro to get them untangled when they hit a snag. but it’s cool. i’m here now.
so grab your sticks and string and hit up my askbox. i don’t judge, i just make loops.
aw hell...
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kheradihr asked: I just saw the comment about people complaining about Kastor and it made me giggle. Mostly because after a weekend of playing airsoft my spouse resembles "a scruffy, unwashed drifter and good-looking" to snag your words, except Kit is wearing desert MARPAT instead of leather armor. If he was pale enough I'd have him cosplay Kas in a heartbeat.
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Anonymous asked: Get pumpkin.
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rockpapertheodore asked: Jesse, I'm looking for a way to earn money, and I'm all out of get-rich-quick schemes. Are you in need of a house monkey? I stay relatively clean, and I can even change my bedding and clean my cage. All you'd need to do is provide food and a weekly stipend to keep me motivated not to fling poo.
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duckenstein asked: You haven't. 8B Another question then, what are your favorite 'summertime' foods and do you have any recipes?
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Anonymous asked: Update!
April 2012
rockpapertheodore:
bronzebabybull:
am i contributing right?
btw i actually do say ‘blazing fuck’ with an accent
perfect
fucking perfect
i'm toying with the idea of doing a knitting...
the-real-seebs:
jumpingjacktrash:
what do y’all think, would i get any questions?
This is the wrong question.
The right question is would you get any questions other than “do you knit because you’re a fag, or is it the other way around?”
(Answer: It’s the former.)
come up here and say that. don’t bother wearing pants.
bluuuuh.
rainbowbarnacle:
Today I:
Filled out a 525 question true or false test for evaluation purposes
Talked to the hospital billing department about good faith payments
Contacted both my former utility companies to make sure I didn’t owe them anything
Took care of rent
Arranged for food bank stuff
Proofread a friend’s novel synopsis
Poked at a brainbent outline and a few questions
My brain...
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let me tell you about knitting!
knitbro:
it’s relaxing, it’s creative, it’s inexpensive, and it’s useful. it is pretty damn near a perfect hobby. so why doesn’t everyone do it? well, i reckon it’s because not everyone has a helpful knitbro to get them untangled when they hit a snag. but it’s cool. i’m here now.
so grab your sticks and string and hit up my askbox. i don’t judge, i just make loops.
okay, folks, ‘ask the...
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asymmetricjester replied to your post: i’m toying with the idea of doing a knitting askblog.
If there was an askblog I might actually stop being lazy and learn how to knit, so definitely!
rainbowbarnacle replied to your post: i’m toying with the idea of doing a knitting askblog.
I would send questions! XD “HELP JESSE THE YARN IS EATING ME WHAT DO” “OH FIDDLESTICKS I’VE KNITTED MY...
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Yes, he actually said those things
tamagus submitted:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlJG5mpsyvI&feature=g-logo
Among other really hilarious things.
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we have the funniest president. :DDD
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duckenstein asked: I has a Culinary questions for you. Do you like/or have ever had cornmeal pancakes? Also, do you know any good recipes for cold soups? I figure I should ask someone as all knowing and wise as you. :) P.S - I really, really like your writing and art. :)
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potatoe1988 asked: That doesn't even really count with Kastor because he's not full human. Unless you burn his face off, he's gonna be pretty.
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i'm toying with the idea of doing a knitting...
what do y’all think, would i get any questions?
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ATTENTION.
kristinger:
if anyone knows how to knit, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE help me. i’ve literally spent the last hour crying because i can’t get past the second stitch. if anyone can help me, please send me an ask or something.
hi there! i was cruising through the knitting tag and saw this, and i might be able to get you unstuck:
how do i scarf? basic knitting instructions
it’s got links to a...
The 14th GIF with text is the story of your life.
awkwaben:
dirkyjerky:
dorirosa:
yintsunami:
hamburgerwithtea:
blushingmochi:
livinglovinoloca:
this is literally all i’ve been saying lately omg
well shit
True fangirl?
perfect
pretty much
yeah
gpo me+seebs. :D
this calls for the space pajamas photo
ceruleancynic:
variablejabberwocky:
Hey, any universe with suave gay vampires deserves AT LEAST a second look. Then again I’m speaking as one who has an Original Setting with sassy gay space vampires…so, yeah. Biased.
There’s a Ruthven for that, too. In one spinoff arc he’s a short pallid pissy galactic emperor who wears shit like this:
Space vampires are fucking awesome. All of the...
Watchthecarefree:
dathero:
ramember:
fickjamori:
thatsjustpaint:
mangacraz00:
fearmybunny:
hibbyta:
hemakemefeel:
rubychoosday:
ohcaseeey:
Best commercial ever.
La weaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Jgwkñasdk <3
Me puse a llorar :’c
I am sobbing.
/sobs
I AM TOO HORMONAL TO DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW
noooo why did you post this cries and dies
oh my god I just cried holy...
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vastderp:
bleah, constantly telling a person who thinks they might have a mental illness that they’re just imagining it. how romantic.
i mean i know the writer’s just a kid but sheesh it’s depressing to watch.
*clicks the ‘reblog tags’ button with a serene little smile*
Be Bruce Willis
herebedragonflies:
He looks a lot more lucid than he did on the other side, except for the fact that his eyes are glued on broiled-Dave and wide in horror.
So you flashstep over and deadpan at him, “No, wait, let me guess: you see dead people.”
He doesn’t look up at you, but blinks a moment. “I feel like you’re making a joke at my expense. I’m just not quite sure what it is.”
dang, when did it get late?
i was having so much fun, time kept vanishing. friends are the best distraction.
laleiragranite:
my finger is on the button: strider69: Alyssa.: Okay I’ll get hate for this butsnazzycookies:…
crypticcataclysm:
laleiragranite:
strider69:
Alyssa.: Okay I’ll get hate for this but
snazzycookies:
missmaccas:
snazzycookies:
oncelers8utt:
crypticcataclysm:
It really annoys me when I see everybody and their grandma obsess over Dirk and Jake as a couple. Yeah,...
strider69:
Alyssa.: Okay I’ll get hate for this but
snazzycookies:
missmaccas:
snazzycookies:
oncelers8utt:
crypticcataclysm:
It really annoys me when I see everybody and their grandma obsess over Dirk and Jake as a couple. Yeah, it’s cool because there’s so much happening with them and hints are being dropped etc. but the fact that almost every person in the Homestuck fandom is...
blimpcat:
I saw this gif on my dashboard earlier so i drew the first thing that came to mind..
they went through and took out all the fucks from...
homestuck-hc-by-request:
Could you write anything to do with The Sufferer taking care of Nepeta?
~
Could it rain in dreambubbles?
Nepeta still wasn’t sure what was really going on. There had been stark curdling terror and then the terror had gone away behind the much larger and more intense explosion of utter fury, she’d flung herself down from the vent duct and felt the satisfaction of the...
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kheradihr asked: Hi. I don't know if you remember but a while back we were commiserating over being in horrific pain and I hope yours is better. Mine (especially after surgery) is a roller coaster that rivals a shoujo manga's heroine's emotions. My point is, right now I'm in a lot of pain & I'm stuck at work (and without meds) until midnight. The only thing that is keeping me from...