July 2012
Stridercest Zombie Au [Part 3]
tradanui:
|Part 1| |Part 2|
Day 9
Bro wakes up and, for a moment, experiences a severe case of déjà vu. The bed is empty beside him, but the warmth from another body hasn’t quite dissipated. There’s light shining in from behind his blinds, signaling the start of another day. How long has it been since the outbreak? He’s not sure. Not that long.
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mmmmhm. :D
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Shut up, you two
vastderp:
herebedragonflies:
Log:
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aaaah oh god how did i not see this update before
i have
so much love
for these daves twofold
i kind of completely adore this au.
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Anonymous asked: Sollux, are you alright? You seem...
vastderp:
jumpingjacktrash:
brainbent:
TA: nnnnnnnnnnnnghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
i have BEEN that guy.
GT: he got me earlier today.
GT: it wasn’t that bad. kind of fluffy.
GT: wish i didn’t have my mouth open, though. pfagh.
john <> sollux. :3
luka is talking to his pizza.
nekobakaz:
jumpingjacktrash:
vastderp:
rainbowbarnacle:
vastderp:
rainbowbarnacle:
jumpingjacktrash:
vastderp:
jumpingjacktrash:
hypotheticalwoman:
jumpingjacktrash:
hypotheticalwoman:
jumpingjacktrash:
this is not what is usually meant by ‘dinner conversation’.
Why do I get the feeling this is actually fairly normal for Luka?
because… it is… :U
I was going to say...
luka is talking to his pizza.
vastderp:
rainbowbarnacle:
vastderp:
rainbowbarnacle:
jumpingjacktrash:
vastderp:
jumpingjacktrash:
hypotheticalwoman:
jumpingjacktrash:
hypotheticalwoman:
jumpingjacktrash:
this is not what is usually meant by ‘dinner conversation’.
Why do I get the feeling this is actually fairly normal for Luka?
because… it is… :U
I was going to say that was crazy, and then I...
roachpatrol:
mulattafury:
Aw bby I’m sorry. Bettas are the problem children of the aquarium world, poorly bred and susceptible to illness. Make sure you don’t overdose the little guy, and keep tabs on your water quality. New tanks are especially prone to harmful ammonia/nitrate/nitrite spikes since the bacterial colonies that keep them in check are still growing. If the unthinkable does...
Anonymous asked: Sollux, are you alright? You seem...
brainbent:
TA: nnnnnnnnnnnnghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
i have BEEN that guy.
yes, but not like you think
helpymchelperson:
Anonymous asked helpymchelperson:
Should I prepare for the zombie apocalypse?
You should, but not like you’re thinking. You are worried about Hollywood zombies, which are dead things that want brains. Not so! They can’t really create an apocalypse; the most they can do is keep reality TV on the air, which is distressing but falls short of a proper apocalypse. In fact, they...
luka is talking to his pizza.
vastderp:
jumpingjacktrash:
hypotheticalwoman:
jumpingjacktrash:
hypotheticalwoman:
jumpingjacktrash:
this is not what is usually meant by ‘dinner conversation’.
Why do I get the feeling this is actually fairly normal for Luka?
because… it is… :U
I was going to say that was crazy, and then I remembered my stepdad thinks the universe is a bubble and I sing to my cat.
luka talks...
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The Secret World: If you like MMOs, worth a look
the-real-seebs:
So, I have posted a quick surface review of The Secret World up on my blog. If you play MMOs, this is worth checking out. Yes, it’s Funcom; I think this game, and their forum presence and such, indicate that they are well aware of the reasons for which many people hate them, and are trying to fix those problems.
So basically, if you think “dark urban fantasy” and...
luka is talking to his pizza.
hypotheticalwoman:
jumpingjacktrash:
hypotheticalwoman:
jumpingjacktrash:
this is not what is usually meant by ‘dinner conversation’.
Why do I get the feeling this is actually fairly normal for Luka?
because… it is… :U
I was going to say that was crazy, and then I remembered my stepdad thinks the universe is a bubble and I sing to my cat.
luka talks to everything. you should hear...
June 2012
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Softer →
theatheneum:
AUTHOR: VastDerp
PAIRING: Karkat/Sollux
RATING: Explicit
WORD COUNT: 3767
ADDITIONAL TAGS: hand kink
EXCERPT: Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are definitely not the touchy-feely type.
And yet here you both are, mostly without clothes unless you count your pants still technically being on, or the fact that you are both up to your goddamn nooks in Feferi’s goddamn plush...
ered-sama:
yes no yes?
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Drabble 7/400: Dave/John
mycomputerismadeofbees:
Oops, this is the longest one yet.
I hope it’s still readable with the new theme? Let me know if it isn’t.
On AO3
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also the best one yet. <3
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Animation mini-tutorial pt. 2
ered-sama:
maariamph:
Disclaimer: I’ve had no formal education on animation. I’ve learned everything I know from careful observation & trial and error
Start with a rough draft, especially if you’re animating a whole body.
Reduce your character to a bare minimum of details. The core motion is easy to edit and polish this way until it’s ready for cleanup.
Make a blank frame and trace...
Holy fuck. Doodle God is fun as hell!
variablejabberwocky:
No really. Go play it. It’s free.
Puzzle game where you combine elements to try to make more complex things. Really requires you to use some common sense and some thinking outside the box to boot.
Very pretty too.
addictive!
of course the second creature i created was a thunderbird. :D
queue fic: lee shore part 31
ceruleancynic:
jumpingjacktrash:
He directs you to a café a stone’s throw from the lake, where you sit in a booth overlooking the water. Your burger is mediocre, his fish is ‘decent’, and the coffee is pretty damn good. You chatter about nothing important, riding over the ends of each other’s sentences, laughing at things that aren’t really that funny. The rain intensifies. Thunder rattles...
queue fic: lee shore part 31
rymagnatar:
jumpingjacktrash:
He directs you to a café a stone’s throw from the lake, where you sit in a booth overlooking the water. Your burger is mediocre, his fish is ‘decent’, and the coffee is pretty damn good. You chatter about nothing important, riding over the ends of each other’s sentences, laughing at things that aren’t really that funny. The rain intensifies. Thunder rattles...
ceruleancynic:
ashkatom:
Title: terrible flirting and even worse cardplaying Fandom: Homestuck Pairings: Dualscar<3Suf Rating: SFW LOOK I DON’T KNOW HOW TO RATE THINGS OK BUT THIS IS CUTE AND THERE IS ONLY KISSING. Notes: Happy birfday/Intermission Day, Jess! Have an OTP. Everyone else, this is FBaTN compliant.
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Oh jesus you still write the best Dualscar there is and I don’t know...
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luka is talking to his pizza.
hypotheticalwoman:
jumpingjacktrash:
this is not what is usually meant by ‘dinner conversation’.
Why do I get the feeling this is actually fairly normal for Luka?
because… it is… :U
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queue fic: lee shore part 31
He directs you to a café a stone’s throw from the lake, where you sit in a booth overlooking the water. Your burger is mediocre, his fish is ‘decent’, and the coffee is pretty damn good. You chatter about nothing important, riding over the ends of each other’s sentences, laughing at things that aren’t really that funny. The rain intensifies. Thunder rattles the...
roachpatrol:
Plot Bunny Meme part one!
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these are completely brilliant.
especially the second one. hnnnngggg.
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Because I Am A Sociopath
also i am currently mapping out helmsmanatomy
why can't i hug every helmsman
nerve fibers and various muscle groups and tendons get connected to the ship, your erstwhile limbs become the controls.
like, the tendons that go all the way through to your fingers. strip off the useless meat and bones and stuff and use the already-established brain signals to that finger to do something else.
like that.
that makes a horrible kind of sense.
oh i have thoughts brosef.
newer ships i imagine wouldn't need amputations because, hey, interfaces are smaller now
but for a bigger or more intuitive ship controls, you'd still want something more holistic and immersive
you get dumbfucks occasionally trying to do this DIY
ugh
against the contract obviously
and get all mystified when KABOOM
well. they get all disintegratified really.
but if they were alive they'd be bemused as a motherfucker.
also you want to reduce weight as much as possible because of wear and tear, not to mention the occasional pressure sores.
god gives me the ability to make up fun fantasy shit on my whim, explore rad vistas of adventure and envision worlds way beyond what we know as real
and i use it to come up with ways to justify the removal of major limbs and organs from a living person.
ah, but you use the organ removal to create adventure so it's cool. :D
hey you just summed up my last summer.
Anonymous asked: From the advice of Karkat, Sollux...
brainbent:
TA: GT w0uld y0u please make this d0uchebag leave the r00m s0 i can sleep.
GT: there’s nobody in here but us, dude.
GT: also you missed breakfast twelve hours ago.
aww, sollux.
its my headcanon and i'll scream and cry if i want...
variablejabberwocky:
zeborah:
#superlongcomiclmao
don’t you look at me like that i already feel duMB FOR UPLOADING THIS
i hope you can read my messy writing
I’ve probably already reblogged this but I don’t care. It is adorable.
roughly how i felt upon first meeting my moirail in person.
i think there are pictures of me carrying her...