knight of wang

vividanimosity: Hahaha bluebloods. How many times I gotta say...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:17:08 -0500

Hahaha bluebloods. How many times I gotta say it? The fish prince is real. The fish prince is really riding my filthy brownblood bulge.

Well not right now, obvs.

Anyway. I’ve shown you mine, now you show me yours. Got any good mediviscerator play? Helmsmen a plus, I’m studying for my job.

HOLY SHIT THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

rah is the best at arts

lovely decadentsprits

that last one oh my god, the details, the gold, the translucent fabric, the poses, the mood ~!

i adore this utterly wow

i think i’m done answering bel’s asks for tonight, so don’t be waiting up on me,...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:07:45 -0500

i think i’m done answering bel’s asks for tonight, so don’t be waiting up on me, but i’ll get back on those tomorrow when i’m less sleepy. feel free to keep sending ‘em.

bronyacewholock: Keep Calm And Please Get The Chainsaw Out by...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:51:09 -0500

bronyacewholock:

Keep Calm And Please Get The Chainsaw Out by ~InvaderLiz-TheCat

i'm answering bel's asks tonight

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:53:47 -0500

this doofus needs to be kept occupied so he doesn’t harrass his poor hung-over matesprit too much. feel free to be a jerk to him if you want, he’s funny when he gets snippy. :D

he also fancies himself a great slam poet, if anyone’s in the mood to rhyme.

go get ‘im.

SHXP'S LOG [TD-001-PUBLXC]

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:46:24 -0500

bustedcrankshaft:

X LXKE FOOD. X LXKE FOOD.

X LOVE BELATU FUCKXNG BLUEBLOOD DOUCHEBAG KADROS.

AND X LOVE THXS FUCKXNG CHOWDER.

wxsh me luck, x have to clear out my xnbox that x haven’t looked at sxnce the bender of shame… »8\

goddammit galley stop being so motherfuckin CUTE.

Jesse! This is for youuuuu

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:25:01 -0500

Jesse! This is for youuuuu:

badger-shenanigans:

Logan sent it to me and i screamed COCKSAUCE LIPBALM at my screen.

O,O

i am bizarrely tempted.

Prezzies for Jesse (aka "Why am I always late with these things?")

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:08:37 -0500

flipkat:

So, you may remember me saying something about a cake for your wriggling day a while ago. Behold!

“There exists a ship.

She has a yellow hull.

She has two white sails.

What a pretty ship!”

Insert side comments such as, “What color is the water?” and “See the sails? One, two!” as desired. Repeat ad nauseam, until wriggler loses consciousness or lusus loses patience. Repeat a couple more times for good measure. Repeat nightly. Repeat daily. Repeat at two in the afternoon during colicky fits. Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to replace book with a newer, still-legible copy.

A timeless classic! I think that exclamation point on the final line really sells it, don’t you? Ends it on an “up” note. My personal favorite from the series was always “There Exists a Dirigible,” because it’s such a fun word to say. However, I agree with the majority opinion that, by that point, the authors were really reaching for material.

It’s just as well I didn’t try to make this into one of those cakes that looks like a book from the sides as well, given how very few pages it has. I understand chewing on books can be a first step to a lifelong love of literature; this one should taste slightly better than the original! It’s lemon cake with dried blueberries – I heard you like yellow.

Besides, blueberry cake with lemons would be ridiculous.

THIS IS THE CUTEST YOU ARE THE CUTEST OMPFHGGGGNLDKJGFLGKJHSDGLKJSDHFGGDLFK

I LOVE IT AAAAAAAAAAAA

WOW YES OK YES GOOD

SO NICE

YOU ARE SO NICE

mothlights did a podfic of ‘menthol cherry red’ and it is some pretty damn fine voice...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:45:41 -0500

mothlights did a podfic of ‘menthol cherry red’ and it is some pretty damn fine voice acting. <3

out on the new frontier: dave, cronus. chapter 1

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:33:24 -0500

ampora-hc-on-demand:

also on AO3

Cronus and Dave. Cronus is selling kinky troll sex on the street to survive (barely), Dave is working on a photo series of the city at night. Maybe they chat sometimes and Dave worries when Cronus isn’t at his usual post for a few days. Maybe Cronus is doing this all to keep his little brother from the same fate. Dave doesn’t understand what pale overtures are until too late. Extra bonus: Eridan’s actually a sick little bugger and Cronus is paying for his meds this way.

~

Chantay is wearing green tonight—the kind of green that’s unignorable even through the most jaded non-eye-contact shell. She spills out of the Lycra microdress in all directions. She and Krystelle look like women seen reflected in a funhouse mirror when they stand close: Chantay’s exuberant bounty and Krystelle’s visible sternum knobbles emphasize one another. “Looking good, ladies,” you say, and Chantay shimmies a little in your direction, causing standing waves.

“Always lookin good, blondie. You got a cigarette for me?”

Since you started this project you’ve taken to carrying a pack: they buy fractions of goodwill, or at least fractions less of distrust. Your camera feels safer round your neck the more the workers call you by nickname. Tonight it’s misty, and you want to see if you can get a shot haloing the streetlamps at the end of the dock street, but you’re not in a hurry. “Sure,” you tell her, and even light it with a disposable Bic. You’re such a gentleman.

She and Krystelle, who doesn’t like you and isn’t interested in hiding this fact, have the stretch from this corner all the way down to the cross street, but they share it with another worker, a specialist, who isn’t at his post. He wasn’t there the last time you hit up this stretch of town, either, come to think of it.

Read More

the degree to which i adore this cannot be expressed by either words or any numerical scale.

all i got out of that one frame from the update was this,

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:47:48 -0500

miaouler:

HON HON HON I AM COMING TO FIND YOU, YOU STINKY FACED BROTHER OF MINE

HON HON BARK BARK EIFFEL TOWER CHIEN

Photo

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:45:44 -0500

mesitka replied to your post: i have a confession I actually have the same problem, it confuses...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:34:13 -0500

mesitka replied to your post: i have a confession

I actually have the same problem, it confuses me. I feel that HS characters are based on certain signs/symbols/colours, so strilondes fair hair and harlberts dark? Different hues work with the rules ( blonde/white/pink/…) but black doesn’t..

yeah, when i see a pink hair roxy that looks good to me. pink is her theme color and it’s light so it doesn’t blow the color scheme.

but jane with baby blue hair would give me the freakins because dark hair is part of what defines her?

nicki minaj best roxy cosplayer

i have a confession

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:29:22 -0500

jumpingjacktrash:

when people draw homestuck characters with different hairstyles, hair colors, and eye colors from the original, it makes me really upset.

not like in a ‘you are wrong and should stop!’ way but like… dog meets vacuum cleaner upset. it makes me mad like those gifs that look like a photo thumbnail but when you click on them they scoot away.

the skin color is undefined in the comic, so any skin color looks ok to me. but striders with curly black hair freak me out in this existential yawning pit kind of way. how do you know that’s dave if he doesn’t have white hair? how do you know that’s rose if she has dreadlocks instead of a bob? how do you know? HOW DO YOU KNOW?????

it just

makes me so uncomfortable

and i’m scared someone will think i’m a racist but i fuckin swear blond john would bother me just as much but no one ever draws john blond it’s just always striders with black curly hair and i can’t

handle it

rebloggin myself because of course there is a blond john

and that freaks me out

and it occurs to me that possibly tricksters are not actually supposed to look FREAKYFREAKYWRONG ???

but they really do to me

i just assumed it was intentional but maybe not

and now i have to eat my cereal with the wrong size spoon because there are no little spoons...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:18:53 -0500

and now i have to eat my cereal with the wrong size spoon because there are no little spoons left

i’m just having a bad autism day and should probably just stay off the internet :(

i have a confession

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:11:04 -0500

when people draw homestuck characters with different hairstyles, hair colors, and eye colors from the original, it makes me really upset.

not like in a ‘you are wrong and should stop!’ way but like… dog meets vacuum cleaner upset. it makes me mad like those gifs that look like a photo thumbnail but when you click on them they scoot away.

the skin color is undefined in the comic, so any skin color looks ok to me. but striders with curly black hair freak me out in this existential yawning pit kind of way. how do you know that’s dave if he doesn’t have white hair? how do you know that’s rose if she has dreadlocks instead of a bob? how do you know? HOW DO YOU KNOW?????

it just

makes me so uncomfortable

and i’m scared someone will think i’m a racist but i fuckin swear blond john would bother me just as much but no one ever draws john blond it’s just always striders with black curly hair and i can’t

handle it

whimsicalobservant replied to your post: lawnmowers? already? sorry bro, all i can offer is a pair...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:03:29 -0500

whimsicalobservant replied to your post: lawnmowers? already?

sorry bro, all i can offer is a pair of really soft and working earplugs and the knowledge that lawnmowers you can ride on at half past 7 in the morning are a world wide phenomenon, and that you are thus not alone in your suffering.

let us all weep together.

if only they were electric engines like golf carts, the neighbors could ride around like happy clowns all day and night for all i care. one of the neighbors stores the golf carts for the local festival while it’s going on and i never hear those things going in and out, even though there’s a dozen of them. but the lawnmowers — they sound like goddamn harley-davidsons, it’s like they’re deliberately tuned loud to sound more manly or something. ;_;

you guys stop it i just woke up ;;;;_;;;;

gorgeousandsexyfailures replied to your post: lawnmowers? already? There are quiet lawnmowers. I...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:00:17 -0500

gorgeousandsexyfailures replied to your post: lawnmowers? already?

There are quiet lawnmowers. I have a manual rotary lawn mower specifically for this reason.

i used to have one of those. they don’t work very well. :/

death-limes: hirokohana: Eridan is the Magikarp of the trolls, I swear. He just flops around using...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 10:58:32 -0500

death-limes:

hirokohana:

Eridan is the Magikarp of the trolls, I swear. He just flops around using his splash and everyone laughed at him because he was so pathetic and then he GODDAMN EVOLVES AND FUCKING KILLS EVERYONE.

why is this one of the most accurate descriptions of Eridan i’ve ever read

dduane: sanya-anwar: fairytalemood: 1001 cover art by Sanya...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 10:57:17 -0500

dduane:

sanya-anwar:

fairytalemood:

1001 cover art by Sanya Anwar

1001 is a reimagining of the life of Scherezade, the heroine of One Thousand and One Nights. Read issues #1 and #2 here.

follow Sanya Anwar on tumblr

:D

This is fabulous stuff (literally). Go read it.

gemiblu: recykle: A boy sharing an umbrella with a deer why...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 10:56:15 -0500

gemiblu:

recykle:

A boy sharing an umbrella with a deer

why do i love this so much

that’s some Miyazaki shit right there