some of the other players in my d&d group are also homestucks
my rogue got hit by a ‘stinking cloud’ and of course the rogue fortitude save is garbage so basically i could do nothing but puke forever
so i told the sorcerer DO THE WINDY THING DO THE WINDY THING
and he popped a ‘wind wall’ and came over with his ‘winds of vengeance’ tornado and cleared out the cloud
the gm was kinda headtilting but WE knew what we meant
I just wanted to draw Eridan knitting, alone, with his grumpy dumbface.
aww babbu you dropped all your stitches no wonder you’re grumpy
If you even knew his name, you would understand terror no human ever has.
Caliborn isn’t a very scary name. Neither is Lord English, honestly. I don’t think those are the names we’re meant to be nervous about, though.
This, on the other hand….
Let’s talk about computer programming for a second. Don’t panic if you don’t know anything about the subject, though, because for our purposes it’s best to keep things incredibly vague.
A “destructor" is invoked at the end of an object’s lifetime. (This might already be beginning to sound a bit familiar.)
It is an extremely simple ~ATH program. Its main loop is tied to the lifespan of the universe. When the universe dies, a mysterious subprogram will be executed.
Lord English can only enter a universe upon its death.
The destructor’s main job is to free up the resources the object was using, now that its lifetime is ended.
When executed, the subprogram will summon an indestructible demon into the recently voided universe. This monstrous being with the power to travel through time is inconvenienced very little by his arrival upon THE GREAT UNDOING. He has the entire cadaver of the expired universe to pick apart at his whim. From its birth through its swelling maturity and tapering decay. In a reality he is known to have marked for predation, he will go about assembling followers through various epochs, even going as far as personally establishing the parameters for his future summoning.
In C++, a tilde placed in front of the name of a class is the name of its destructor. 'U' is the name used in ~ATH programs for universes.
[T]he danger he poses is sanctioned by paradox space.
It is a known quantity. His very existence in a universe will mean it will inevitably be torn apart.
But there are rules to his entry, and his grim procession through paradox space is rather orderly. The present equilibrium has accounted for him, and will continue to.
uu: I THINK PART OF MY PERSONAL QUEST. IS TO BECOME AT EASE WITH THE FORCES OF INEVITABILITY.
uu: INEVITABILITY THAT ALL THINGS SHOULD AND WILL FALL IN MY FAVOR. THAT ALL CAUSALITY ANSWERS TO ME. AND THAT ALL OUTCOMES NOT ONLY SERVE ME. BUT CONSIST OF MY BEING.
~U: Universe Destructor. That’s what Caliborn’s purpose is. That’s what Caliborn is.
(Bringing about the deaths of countless universes isn’t actually what makes him evil, though.
UU: all Universes die at some point. some sooner than others. it is all part of the cycle, and sometimes things like this mUst happen for reasons beyond oUr Understanding.
Caliborn is just an asshole.)
i do not like this update
testing for commission
oh my god are you serious
i don’t think i can handle a homestuck/snk crossover the ‘everyone you love dies’ quotient is just too high
also oh no they’re hot
hussie are you fucking serious
more like cutie karkat :3