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this kills the man

jesse:
ahahahahaha
jesse:
oh man hussie is a fucking genius goddamn
luka:
FUCK
luka:
THER'ES BLOOD ALL OVER THE TABLE, THE FLOOR IN THE KITCHEN AND THE COUNTER
luka:
AND ALL OVER THE PAPER TOWELS AND MY SHIRT AND MY FACE
luka:
MY SHIRT IS FUCKING RUINED
jesse:
dude quit typing about it and go clean up before you die of blood
luka:
IT'S STOPPED NOW, I MOPPED UP
luka:
MOSTLY
luka:
BUT JESUS
jesse:
how are you such an abbatoir
jesse:
how do you not just drop dead when this happens
jesse:
you seriously spray like a whole pint all over your vicinity
jesse:
you're like sanji macking on mermaids.
luka:
I MAYBE STOPPED TO TAKE A PICTURE BEFORE I WENT FOR A TISSUE
luka:
BUT THEN IT STARTED INSTEAD OF JUST DRIPPING TO GUSH
jesse:
what did you do did you think about a boob or something
luka:
NO I HIT MYSELF IN THE FACE WHEN I CLICKED CAGE AND IT SAID BONER
luka:
LITERALLY
luka:
THAT IS HOW THIS HAPPENED
jesse:
which is beautiful
jesse:
conceptually
luka:
YEAH
jesse:
but why did it go from drip to gush
luka:
IT JUST WENT NUTS
luka:
I DIDN'T EVEN HIT MYSELF THAT HARD
luka:
SUDDENLY WET NOSE
jesse:
luka i'm gonna wake seebs up if i keep laughing like this
luka:
SO I WENT OK FINE I'LL LET A DRIP RUN OUT AND TAKE A PICTURE TO PROVE IT
luka:
BUT THEN IT WAS LIKE
luka:
DRIP
luka:
DRIP
luka:
DRIP
luka:
DRIP
luka:
DRIP
luka:
DRIP
luka:
DRIPDRIP
luka:
DRIPDRIPDRIP
jesse:
fdlkgjfdglkjgfd ohshit
luka:
AND BY THEN I HAD A PICTURE SO I RAN TO THE KITCHEN
jesse:
i'm gonna wake him up bro
luka:
AND BLOOD FLEW ALL OVER THE PLACE
jesse:
f;saklkl;dsf
luka:
I WAS TRYING TO GET A PAPER TOWEL
luka:
IT WAS RUNNING OFF MY CHIN AND MY ARM
jesse:
like a moe girl with a trail of sparkling tears
jesse:
except more guro
luka:
X_X
jesse:
oh my god man one of these days you're going to just
jesse:
your brain will liquefy and run out your nose
jesse:
and whoever finds your carcass i'm gonna be like
luka:
IT GETS WORSE
jesse:
he had a camera in his hand didn't he
luka:
THERE ARE PICTURES OF THE ENTIRE THING
jesse:
a camera in one hand and a wad of paper towels in the other
jesse:
and they're gonna be like
jesse:
dude he was taking VIDEO.
jesse:
and we'll play the video at your funeral ok
jesse:
with sad music
jesse:
the video of you giggling yourself to death and swearing like karkat while you try to mop up your own brain with a wad of mcdonalds napkins.
jesse:
i have looked into the future and that is how you die.
luka:
I'M A FOUNTAIN OF BLOOD IN THE SHAPE OF A DERP

Filed under chat logs luka homestuck luka will drown the world with noseblood he is sniffnub niagara he is nasalpocalypse man ahaha i just realized we sound like dave and karkat

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update

luka:
update
jesse:
whoo
luka:
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I'M SERIOUSLY FLIPPING MY SHIT
jesse:
sflkjsdfglkdsfkghjdsjfkghjkladghj
jesse:
btw
jesse:
on the last page
luka:
I CAN'T
jesse:
try the replay button
luka:
>:D
luka:
FUCK YES
jesse:
keep trying it
jesse:
chase it around a little :D
luka:
HUSSIE YOU ASSHOLE
jesse:
ahahahaha
jesse:
best fucking update EVER

Filed under homestuck update this update holy shit yes

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toastyhat:

WIP1

WIP2
THANK YOU ALL SO SO MUCH FOR YOUR LOVE AND HELP AND FOR JUST GENERALLY BEING AWESOME. I still don’t really know how this happened but I’m proud of finishing it and I hope you all enjoy it. Have at. 
If you spot an inconsistency with canon, just know that I’m aware of each and every one of them and can generally explain why they’re there. :3
Information from the credits below!
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Song: Nillili Mambo by Block B
Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie at mspaintadventures.com
Animated by ToastyHat of tumblr or Empty of EmptyFeet productions
I use ToonBoom Studio 4.5

(And crediting Splickedy and Earthy as consultants! ;p )

OH BOY IT’S DONE

OH WOW THIS IS AWESOME. O_O

Filed under video music homestuck animation this is awesome