knight of wang
Infirmary Blues

jumpingjacktrash:

[i’ve been plinking away at this for the better part of a month. i decided to keymash out the last few paragraphs and be done with it tonight because tonight is a good time for things to turn out okay. thanks to luka for beta. i don’t usually use a beta but when i’m this overloaded a second pair of eyes is really helpful. ^_^ edit: but having a beta does not keep me from forgetting that copypaste makes my italics go away, oops. fixed now.

asteroid fic, gen verging on davekat, #tw: baby come back, #tw: string cheese.]

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It probably started with the ebola joke.

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daytime reblog for all y’all shadow droppers.

Infirmary Blues

[i’ve been plinking away at this for the better part of a month. i decided to keymash out the last few paragraphs and be done with it tonight because tonight is a good time for things to turn out okay. thanks to luka for beta. i don’t usually use a beta but when i’m this overloaded a second pair of eyes is really helpful. ^_^ edit: but having a beta does not keep me from forgetting that copypaste makes my italics go away, oops. fixed now.

asteroid fic, gen verging on davekat, #tw: baby come back, #tw: string cheese.]

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It probably started with the ebola joke.

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General Vantas Gets Hitched, or, The Limits of Bilateral Diplomacy, part 2/?

[so many awesome name suggestions! i decided to go with the excessively long one, because… i dunno… it fits the period or something. it will be tagged General Vantas Gets Hitched, and i’ll go tag the first part in a sec.]

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    He tried to remember exactly what he’d said. He’d gone off his speech. Rambled. Maybe he left out something important. “You’ll be a joke. They’re sneering at you already.”

    “I know!” That was a laugh, goddamn him.

    “So… that’s why you can’t accept,” Karkat finished weakly.

    “No,” John smiled, “that’s why I must accept.” He got up and moved to sit beside Karkat instead of across from him. Wrapped a hand over Karkat’s fist where it lay clenched on his knee. Surprisingly large hand. Surprisingly cool and dry. “I’m sorry, Karkat. I didn’t realize your position was so precarious. Not that I ever planned to refuse, but I’d thought you’d be safe back in Alternia during the engagement. We’ll work out a way for you to stay here until the wedding. We can move up the date. These things can be handled.”

    Karkat stared at him in utter, bewildered disbelief. “Are you actually insane?” Not an insult, but a genuine question.

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Tickle Predators

awkwaben:

((This is for babyfroggi because she said something about this and I decided it was too adorable NOT to write. Also sorry I forgot you wanted them to be dating. xD; ))

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d’aww, this one is cute. i love when people write them acting their age.

mercurialmalcontent:

 

Remember that fic I mentioned that was supposed to be porn and ended up a meditation on Dave Strider’s emotional repression? This is that beast.

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You’re still Dave Strider, and you’re pretty sure a certain troll is burning up your lifetime supply of chill.

Dave has convinced himself that the thing he has with Karkat is about lust and only lust — yet when the curiosity of his his closest friends forces him to examine it in more detail, he’s acutely uncomfortable with what he finds.

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Sequel to Lousy Stupid Goddamned Pretty Troll Boy.

oh my god thank you thank you. i needed something sweet SO BAD. and this is delicious and perfect.

the language of sammiches… *off to find bread-sized heart-shaped cookie cutter*

Hurricane, part 2

[so like i said, first couple parts going up now, the rest later tonight or tomorrow. don’t hold your breath unless blue’s your color.]

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Fic Spotlight: Space Bro (Sol/Kar) By JumpingJackTrash

seeingeyederp:

In which Karkat Vantas is a surly ex-Marine who is absolutely for sure NOT a gray space alien, nor has he ever been a gray space alien at any point in his life ever, regardless of what this weirdo Sollux Captor claims when they meet in a bar one miserable Friday night.

http://jumpingjacktrash.tumblr.com/tagged/space_bro/chrono

Rated A+ for fucking, language, and fucking language.

THANK YOU LUKA so glad you like it and you completely win at summary. when i posted it i was like ‘i should summary… uh… zzzzzz.’ also i probably wouldn’t have had the idea if you didn’t ship these guys so hard. :D